I cant even get motivated for a walk to get the mail and this woman ran a mile with a fox hanging onto her arm. now at first i was really impressed that anyone could continue running with a possibly rapid animal clinging to their body (i wonder if she was still rocking out to the cheetah girls on her ipod) but then i read her reasoning. at first it sounds normal enough, she apparently wanted to bring the fox with her to have it checked for rabies but what are you expecting when you walk into that hospital still holding a now exhausted fox. i can just see that first nurse yelling at her that all pets have to be on a leash. no matter what your gonna get a rabies shot when you tell the hospital you were attacked by a fox. so instead of just heading to the hospital and getting the shot she decided to bring it with her and get employees bitten as well.
but in the end i give her credit i couldn't do it, go for a jog that is. Plus, i would imagine your not exactly thinking straight when you have a wild animal hanging off of you like a gaudy piece of jewelry your drunk aunt from long island would wear. so kudos to you tenacious suburbanite you were smart enough to know the fox might have rabies but dumb enough to somehow let a fox bite you...on the arm. but then again maybe like another well known fox it had two tails and could fly.
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